This movie was so bad, it was so good.
-this game has no winners,
only lonely lost victors-
Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.
THATS A DUDE?!
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
I hate when people comment on Facebook posts with shit that literally has nothing to do with what was posted.
Status: My group is panicking about giving this 15 minute presentation. I’m laughing so hard I’m almost crying. #ipolyalumniproblems
Comment: Sarah bring my painting
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm